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Review: Skyline
You should thank me for seeing this movie. Why will you thank me? Because YOU don’t have to go and sit through this god awful pile of horse shit. Yup. that’s how this review starts, HORSE SHIT. This...
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A Written Podcast – Nov 16th
So the WHOLE Cinedork team was out this week at the Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World screening at the Trocadero theater in Philadelphia. To crave your podcast itch we are doing a written podcast about our...
View ArticleSpike Jonze – Arcade Fire’s “The Suburbs” Armageddon Video
Dear Mr. Spike Jonze. You are awesome. You have taken my childhood book of choice and made it into the best adaptation movie I’ve laid my eyes on (till Scott Pilgrim). With your Jackass fun and now...
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The Bests of 2010 – Part 1 – Films
2010 was a strange year. A year for geeks, a year for animation, more Kanye than you can throw a stick at, new comedies, new love interests, and zombies. We have compiled a list of all of our favorite...
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Cinedork Podcast – January 3rd – Best of 2010 (Part 1)
WE ARE BACK! New Podcasts! New people! New topics! More of the same dirty jokes you expect from us. This week we discuss our feelings of love and hate about the year of 2010 and all the shitty things...
View ArticleCinedork.com Podcast – Jan 5th – Best of 2010 (Part Deux)
Merry Christmas! Part Two of our two part recap of the best start of a decade ever.
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Review: The Green Hornet – Artistic Comedy
Months back I read on the interwebs that The Green Hornet was going to be a piece of crap. Thank god that rumor was as trustworthy as a Verizon iPhone rumor from the Wall Street Journal. The Green...
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Cinedork.com’s Oscar Hopeful List
Oscar nominations will be announced Tuesday. Ten films instead of five will vie for Best Picture. Five actors and five actresses will fight for a statue. Will Pixar win like it always does? Here’s our...
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Review: The Thing
How do you squeeze more money out of a franchise that really has no place to go? — Make a prequel. (See: Rise of the Planet of the Apes) How do you make fans of the original happy? — Make the ending...
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Review: The Adventures of Tin Tin
What’s been missing from the movies all year? Fun. And “Fun” is exactly what The Adventures of Tin Tin is full of. 2011 has been a year of reboots, remakes, sequels, and just a whole lot of average...
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